I didn't say I didn't 'need' suncream, I simply didn't want your factor 1000 "never tan" cream... it WILL be toasty brown in a mere day!
We bumped into a guy today that we initially met in Florip', it turned out on his boat ride here, they didn't use any sun cream... basically his neck, shoulders and worse still, his upper arm blistered from the sun. He's a nice french chap, and he put it very eloquently indeed when we said:
We - Regis, your sun burn...it's bad. He - No, the sun has not burnt me, it f*cked me... literally f*cked me.
Don't worry I'll be wearing sunblock for the next 5.5 months!
He never did listen Miranda! James believes that sun-block is for gays and wimps. Ever since he had 'He-Man' toys he's resisted sun cream. Still....he gets it from me I'm sure. Men....tsk!
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I didn't say I didn't 'need' suncream, I simply didn't want your factor 1000 "never tan" cream... it WILL be toasty brown in a mere day!
We bumped into a guy today that we initially met in Florip', it turned out on his boat ride here, they didn't use any sun cream... basically his neck, shoulders and worse still, his upper arm blistered from the sun. He's a nice french chap, and he put it very eloquently indeed when we said:
We - Regis, your sun burn...it's bad.
He - No, the sun has not burnt me, it f*cked me... literally f*cked me.
Don't worry I'll be wearing sunblock for the next 5.5 months!
He never did listen Miranda! James believes that sun-block is for gays and wimps. Ever since he had 'He-Man' toys he's resisted sun cream. Still....he gets it from me I'm sure. Men....tsk!
I hope your not complaining James, it serves you right for taking the pee out of Miranda! Use sun cream, its bad for you to get burnt!!!!
Brilliant to speak to you by the way!
From your bossy cousin!
x
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